i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I checked into jail on foursquare
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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