So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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