I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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