she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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