If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
