with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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