brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
