Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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