There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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