I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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