Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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