ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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