Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
