sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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