I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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