Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I need water and some morals
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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