I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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