I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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