ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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