yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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