dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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