i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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