I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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