woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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