In the future we'll all be gay
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I am one with the molecules
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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