What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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