Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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