So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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