He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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