He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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