just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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