I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
