haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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