You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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