I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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