it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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