I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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