I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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