The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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