I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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