So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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