i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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