How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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