I think I am morally bankrupt
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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