i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
