hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
there was a trapeze. enough said
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I will be naked everywhere
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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