Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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