Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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