I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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