Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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