please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
there is glitter all over my balls
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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