i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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