Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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