I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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