I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
